Yeah, I thought it. What about it?

Friday afternoon I took the boys to Blockbuster to get Zach the Croc Hunter movie, on account that he was recovering from a bout with Hives. So we roll up to the store and this women employee, whom I thought was clearly a lesbian (The proof was overwhelming; dressed in guy clothes, head half shaved with bleach blond hair on the one side that had hair, very masculine....you getting the picture? and I have had enough gay friends that my gaydar is pretty calibrated)comes out of the store to open the exit door for me. "Oh how nice.", I thought to myself, " She came all the way out of the store to open the door for little old me." Then I start thinking..."She must totally think I'm cute!, But she must see that I have my kids with me and that I clearly am straight." I am flattered.
So being very much involved with myself and thinking about how great looking I am, I saunter (OK it was more like a stroll) to the counter to exchange my movies. What's this? Here she is opening the same exit door for someone else that she did for me! What's going on here? I'm not all that and a bag of chips?
Turns out that this lady had locked the keys to the entrance door in the back office and couldn't get to them until the next shift arrived! And she was explaining this to the lady she was letting in tot he store. WOW! Did I ever feel dumb! But I choose to believe that she had a small crush on me....it helps me sleep at night, that I'm attractive to both "teams". And yes, my ego really is that large.